what the squitten?

I do not think it is too much to ask that when you hear a feral meowing noise coming from a tree that it should only belong to a cat. I was planning on a attempting a cat rape intervention when I heard a screeching meow coming from a tree. With my closer view, I realized that a horny tree rat (AKA squirrel) was trying to seduce me. I want to live in a world where squirrels only eat nuts and frolic amongst themselves. After returning to my office I thought I would shake off my anxiety of being face to face with a creeper by surfing the web. Nope, my damn curiosity has freaked me out even more because I stumbled upon a term "squitten." Apparently a "Squitten" is a term used to describe supposed cat-squirrel hybrids. I would like to start a campaign, PASS. People against squirrel sex. I cannot handle the thought of seeing a kitten with an acorn in it's mouth. I am going to have nightmares tonight!