Sunday, February 24, 2013
my faux Oscar tweets
-Why the hell did my mom just say Seth McFarlane is cute? He looks like the love child of Peter Brady and Cheri Oteri
-Dear Brandi Glanville it's the Oscars not the Golden Globes...please keep your areolas to yourself
-my mom just called and asked me if Charlize Theron was an Amazon. When I told her she was from South Africa she seemed to think that meant the same thing #geographylessonswithmymom
-I only like Jennifer Lawrence when she dresses slutty...I know you are boinking Bradley Cooper....knock it off with the white dress Fancy
-Again why is Kelly Rowland at the Oscars? Still not sure why she was at the Grammys #2007called
-I say let that kid from Beasts of the Southern Wild win if she in fact dresses like a hushpuppy
-drinking game alert...any time Anne Hathaway tries tell a joke, take a drink and then punch a kitten
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ok...I'm with your mom...Seth is kinda cute and has a great voice, when not talking like peter. But I had never thought of the Peter Brady thing before...you are right. Kristin Chenoweth made everyone look like an Amazon. We thought she should have had a step to do interviews but then we saw her step down from one. Eeek. I think she and Lily could share clothes.
ReplyDeleteWhat is up with everyone thinking Seth McFarlane is cute. He is supposedly dating Charlize Theron....he must have something going on
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