debbie downer called and she wants her status update back

I pride myself on having a good Facebook post once in a while and nothing is worse than when you have a good convo going on your wall and someone interrupts with a debbie downer statement. If I am talking about celebrity nonsense please do not insert yourself into my conversation to tell me your kids are sick, your dog has the poops, or make a political comment. Save that serious business for a Fox tweet or knock it off. I do not want anything meaningful on my wall unless it is you commenting on me looking like I a lost a pound or two. If you think about uttering my kid is an honor student, Gaza Strip, or stomach bug....punch yourself in the face and unfriend me ASAP!