Thursday, March 28, 2013
My best friend had a baby today
Anyone who knows me knows I have a parasocial friendship with Kristen Bell. I love her and think we could be best friends. She had a real cute baby today (I mean I haven't seen a pic but I know she is cute) and names her Lincoln Bell. I enjoy any name that could be a dog name so this works for me. Congrats Kristen, may your baby love Aunt Molly
Sunday, March 24, 2013
It's a dick in a box

Friday, March 22, 2013
You better twerk you jerk!

Wednesday, March 20, 2013
What the Kanye?
Just when I thought Kamel Toe and Kashmere would be the worst possible baby names, stupid Kanye west announces he wants to name baby Kimye....North West! WTH! I wish Taylor Swift would have broke Kanye's malformed jaw when she had the chance because this is such a stupid name. Shouldn't a baby be smart enough to find north west on a map? Somewhere Holly Madison and Rainbow Aurora are having a laugh about this one and then sharing the pole
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
A tiger never changes his stripes

Wednesday, March 6, 2013
it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a chickpea farmer?

Monday, March 4, 2013
Michelle Tanner 2.0

Friday, March 1, 2013
Forget the Rachel, I had the Bonnie

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