The Mollowing
Sunday, June 16, 2013
the ole facebook cock block
I know the definition of a facebook cock block is:When a desperate girl or woman (typically overweight) lights up your Facebook with comments that make it appear as if the two of you are dating. Yet, I also think it is a relevant definition for people who kill your status updates with sappy, sentimental, or irrelevant posts. So I ask: Why on earth do people feel the need to counter my snarky facebook updates with nice remarks or irrelevant posts? If I say I am having a case of the Mondays that is not an invitation to tell me your cat has feline leukemia or your grandma broke a hip. If I write about mutant with 1 eye from church, do not write that you bet he is a nice fella. That is a no shit sherlock comment. I need witty banter involving turkey d, turkey die, Sammy Davis Jr. only had 1 eye. But really what do you do if you constantly have people write nice or stupey comments on your status updates? I want celebrity posts and sarcastic quips...anything else = no dice for me! And if I tell you your kid is cute, return the favor duh!
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Catherine Zeta Jones called and wants her breakdown back

Sunday, April 21, 2013
debbie downer called and she wants her status update back

Thursday, March 28, 2013
My best friend had a baby today
Anyone who knows me knows I have a parasocial friendship with Kristen Bell. I love her and think we could be best friends. She had a real cute baby today (I mean I haven't seen a pic but I know she is cute) and names her Lincoln Bell. I enjoy any name that could be a dog name so this works for me. Congrats Kristen, may your baby love Aunt Molly
Sunday, March 24, 2013
It's a dick in a box

Friday, March 22, 2013
You better twerk you jerk!

Wednesday, March 20, 2013
What the Kanye?
Just when I thought Kamel Toe and Kashmere would be the worst possible baby names, stupid Kanye west announces he wants to name baby Kimye....North West! WTH! I wish Taylor Swift would have broke Kanye's malformed jaw when she had the chance because this is such a stupid name. Shouldn't a baby be smart enough to find north west on a map? Somewhere Holly Madison and Rainbow Aurora are having a laugh about this one and then sharing the pole
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